You just got pranked.
Sorry for tricking you, but this site is not in English. Not everything has to be in English, ya dig? So take your English blabbering butt elsewhere. Go drink some tea or eat a burger or poison yourself with some vegemite or whatever is it that the rest of you English speakers do...
Off with you! Shoo!
Go HERE if you want to talk to me in English. I promise I will drop the “comically dismissive jerk” act! (Just trying to be hip, and by that, I mean emulate the 2000s like a doofus.)
PS I am not sorry about the “scalding vegemite critique.” That stuff could kill a man.
PSS Don’t forget to read the disclaimer! It may shed light on some of your inquiries. Thank you.